How to Use the Bible to Justify Evil — For Dummies.

Taylor J. Bottles
3 min readJun 18, 2018

There seems to be a lot of confusion out there on how to properly use the Bible to your advantage, so let me give you a brief example on the most effective way(s) to do so. Below you will find a short list of things the Bible says is ok. Note that these things are by all moral and ethical standards very wrong and evil. But by using the Bible to justify them, you can turn these atrocities into acceptable measures that must be used to ensure that America is great and and safe at all times and above all else.

The Bible says that Slavery is ok.

The Bible says that Ethnic Cleansing is ok.

The Bible says that Lynchings are ok.

The Bible says that Forcable seperation of Families is ok.

Don’t be fooled though, the list goes on.

Many of you are on that list or know someone who is on that list, who has suffered, been killed, beaten, or defiled.

If you need to convince someone that the evil you have done is justified by the Bible, follow the script below:

Liberal: “But how is this ok?”

American: “Because the Bible Tells me so.”

Liberal: But how?